Facilities

I was given a tour of the facilities.. here're some pics..

firstly, the pride of the resort.. 1,400 sqm over-water villa.. 1,400sqm is HUGE!! as big as some terrace houses in singapore.. i heard it's the largest over-water villa in the world..u need a boat to get u there..







there're erm.. i cant rem the number of rooms.. huge huge place.. there's a mini gym, an indoor AND outdoor spa and numerous lounging areas..









and get this. there's a water slide!!!! so cool... they offered to let me slide down. but in the name of being professional and all, i didnt.





THE PRICE OF THIS MONSTER.. US$10,000 PER NITE!!!

there's an over-water wedding chapel too... of cos u have to take a boat there.. not too bad la.. quite lomantic la..





this circular ceiling truss is supposedly a traditional african method of construction.. and they flew 8 "real big and black african tribesman to do it". i kid u not..



there's a spa too... quite nice but nothing special by everything else's standards....i actually had a long interview with the general manager..he was talking abt his spa and i was telling him i wanted to try (cos of my backache and all) but so ex, i told him.. he immediately called the spa up and arranged a complimentary one!!!! kio diooooooooooooooo.. i later went to check how much it cost.. US$100!

there's this mini island in the lagoon.. with a single palm tree there. you can arrange to have ur dinner there.. they'd set up a table for u and ur date.. with a butler standing there waiting on u..i think it's very romantic.. but i scared scully halfway lau sai.. then really sianz.. u know those urgent kind that u HAVE to go now!!! i guess a hole in the middle of the island here isnt sucha bad idea...





the price of an opulent and decadent meal... US$280 for 2.

the main restaurant also quite cool.. nice and comfy chairs PLUS a circular lounging area in the middle with a view of the sea underneath.. that's uber cool really but i didnt really lounge there.. it'd be kinda weird to be lounging alone..



the huge log was washed ashore from the tsunami...they jus left it there.. i thought it was quite a nicely shaped log...

Villa

Huge huge room...technically not a room.. it's a house! here's a pic of it from the outside..



here're more of them..






huge living room with nice lounging areas.. frankly, the colors dont really match the earthen, rustic look of the entire place but well, they're very comfy.






there's even a clear acrylic flooring for me to see the water underneath..



medium sized bedroom with bed that's very soft.. i dont really like soft beds.. makes me sink in.. there's a lounging area here too.. nearer to the TV.. i like..




the bathroom is enormous!! with 2 sinks and a huge wardrobe..



there was a hole in the middle of the bathroom.. i tot how come the whole place so glam but u gotta squat right in the middle of the bathroom to shit!!!



alas.. it's the clear acrylic thing again.. phew.. all is not lost..



the bathtub is real cool.. the window beside it can be opened so that u can hear the waves lapping as u bath.. im not a bathtub kinda person but i bathed in there twice.. quite a novel experience.. bathing and looking at the ocean.. very au natural..



one cool feature of the villa is that i have my own private wading area! so cool.. jus walk down the stairs and can jus play with water.. cant swim one.. the water is only knee high on a low tide..





there's an upstairs too!! gosh.. sunroof and a little pavilion.. amazing!! two days aint enuff here man!





by this time, i wasnt too surprised there's a lower level where there's a sundeck and 2 deck chairs.. i eventually had a tan there.. i wont tell u what i wore or what i didnt wear.. muaahahaha...i wrote some christmas cards there too.. first time so near the sea and yet im dry..



i eventually went down after i finished writing the cards and took these pictures.. i thought they're pretty unique.. im standing in the sea, technically it's still the sea though it's knee high and took this picture.. from this picture u can see the open window on the left where my bathrub is... and on the right window (closed) with the orange and red pillows in the lounging area in the bedroom.. i was very scared that some huge wave would knock me over and my cam would be a goner... sigh.. so dangerous.. all in the name of art..

Arrival

In the hustle and bustle, i flew to the maldives. Since i was going alone and i was going to reach at 11pm at the resort, when i probi opted for a very casual look. a polo tee, surf shorts and my new white birks.. quite cool i thought. my mum, who always thinks that airplanes have a dress code doesnt really approve of it. i gave her the look and i left..the plane ride was ok. i opted for a window seat and asked that no one be placed beside me if the plane isnt full..

and so i arrived..still feeling very proud of my white birks.. someone's standing there with my name on a plaque.. the guy said there were more ple.. cool.. i was kaypoh and asked who else.. he said "oh the owner's wife and the resident manager"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

im underdressed. definitely underdressed to meet the wife of the owner..

i pretended not to look at them but im pretty hard to miss cos i had my lappie with me and no one goes to the maldives with a lappie..(and also i had my striking white birks)

we took the speedboat to the island in silence..on the speedboat, i was told to remove my footwear cos they have this "No News No Shoes" policy on the resort.. means no one shld wear shoes on the island and they also dont provide newspapers..there goes my chance to show off my new birks.



when we got to the island, the whole bloody management team was there!!!!! The general manager (whom im supposed to meet the next day), the financial controller (whom im also supposed to meet), the f&b director and sales director.. all there.. not to welcome me of cos but the owner's wife.. but since i was there, then 顺便 welcome me also.. "damn, i shld have worn something more appropriate"

i was introduced to my "Mr. Friday". he said he'd take care of my every need.. he brought me to my villa.. smashing.. it's too dark to take pics..

Some Pics

Some pics i got in the mail.. im bored here.. waiting for my tics to come.. then i have a meeting at the airport at 4pm then i have to be at the airport at 7 for my flight...

*yawn*

Confirmed

It seems like my previous post wasnt very coherent.

in any case, ill be flying to the maldives tonite and returning on monday morning..

Yes.. tonite..

i found out that aaron, CPF audrey and adina all going to bangkok over the weekend. gosh, bangkok mus be getting rather crowded..

MOVE!

Gosh.. it seems like i'll be going to the Maldives TOMMORROW!! gosh.. cos the resort fully booked from 26 to 8 Jan.. hiong leh.. if not tmr then i'll go on 23rd Dec.. which means i'll spend xmas over all alone on an island in the indian ocean..actually i dont mind la.. this way i dun think to wallow in misery at home with no parties or wat... but i think my boss didnt like that idea..

i act dont mind going tmr also..but but but.. for like the first time in many weeks.. i actually have an appointment ! with two gals some more... gosh.. of all the weekends, i have to travel on the one weekend when i have an appointment... *bleah*

we'll see how.. if im not blogging tmr nite.. means im on the red eye to the maldives..

Leave Cancelled...

it's official.. i cancelled my leave so that i can go to the maldives.. beautiful sunny maldives.. aaron went to the resort before n he said the ple there played his backside, which is actually pretty scary.. *sweat*

Im leaving on Boxing Day.. which means i'd carry over a whopping 12 days over to 2006.. and in the first week of Jan, i'll be going to Indonesia..

my office got a christmas tree this year.. we didnt get one last yr cos it was simply too cramped... n this year bought one for a good xmas cheer.. it's a real christmas tree.. not the plastic kind.. i heard from my ang mo colleague that they chop off the top part of a real tree to make this xmas tree n by the time next year.. the real tree will grow back the top to be chopped agn next year.. amazing, i didnt know that.

the tree (or rather the top of the tree) has a smell.. a nice tree smell (DUH!!) which permeates the office... and it actually smells christmas-y. i never knew something can smell christmas-y . i mean, u can sound christmas-y and look christmas-y but yeah.. it does smell christmas-y...

it's my first real christmas tree.

Morning Find

I was in the office early this morning.. and guess what i found on my table..

My Birks!! which i ordered through my colleague's friends has finally landed from Germany.. soo cool.. waited for a long time liaoz.. since before i went to china.. finally arrived.. phew.. so cool right?

ok the excitement jus died down..

here's a pic of it..

Home

I had a late nite conference call last nite in the office.. 1130pm till 1230am.. *sweat* all alone in the office in a rather bo liao call. I was half doing my report and listening on skyps on the nonsense.. then i heard my name..then.. oops.. kenna arrowed... bleah...i actually have no idea what arrow i kenna-ed. i'd need to find out..and all this while.. RD and noah kept msging me to go for supper with them, due largely to the fact RD wants to get his Absolut Apeach from me..



according to changi airport, they're the first airport in the asia pacific to carry this flvaour.. u cant even get this on the street i heard.. oh well..

my throat was killing me this morning and i called my boss to ask him if i could work from home today. he said sure! then went on to tell me he was packing his house till 3am last nite.. i told him to take the day off too on my account.. muhahahahahaha

so there i go.. im home today.. it's 4pm now and all i did was watch the Amazing Race finale...replied a couple of emails, surfed the internet and played warcraft.. so much for working at home.. muhahahah

oops.. i jus got an email from my boss.. (i guess he didnt take the day off like i instructed him to). he asked me to update my CV.. to include the various projects that i've been involved in... hmm.. maybe he's indirectly telling me he wana sack me and telling me to update my CV for further job applications..

i'd better get back to work.

CPF Audrey

i bumped in Audrey today.. not that audrey i always mention in my previous entries.. but another Audrey.. let's call her CPF Audrey.

it's funny that i'd bump into her.. i was at amara food court when i thought of her.. im serious. i thought of her and wondered if she ever came to this food court.. a bit far for her la i thought.. but it'd be cool to bump into ple u actually want to bump into.. im quite anti social at times. if i see a person, i dont feel like talking to from afar, i'd jus take out my hp and gey siao.. keke.. it definitely helps if im wearing my sunglasses... i mean of cos most ple would try to avoid talking to ple they dont feel like talking to but i somehow think i have A LOT of "such people" that i dont feel like talking to.. duno why.

Anyway, bumped into her.. kinda freaky cos i jus thought of her.. and i told her that. she didnt seem too impressed. she said my sis asked her out for lunch today but she had already eaten and she was at amara cos her colleague hasnt eaten... so weird.. she's kinda weird really. she asked me when i was travelling again since vietnam.. i said i might be going maldives next week.. i told her im really tired la.. then i motioned her to repeat my words louder cos my boss was jus behind me.. and she did..,"YA LOR YA LOR.. TRAVELLING A LOT VERY SIAN HOR!!!".. haha..

some worthless conversation went out in between and i mentioned that wah civil servants getting 1.75 mths bonus hor.. shiok leh.. then i motioned to her again to repeat loud loud.. and SHE DID!!

haha.. hope that works..

Leaf or Leave

My MSN nick read " Four reports within a week and on leave till next year." today.

well, that's technically true.. cos i have tons of leave to clear.. even if i dont go to work from next week. I'll still only expend 9 days of leave with 5 days to carry over.. which is the permissible number.

but then my boss said everyone so busy leh.. got more jobs coming in some more.. 1 to maldives, 1 to korea and 1 to indonesia..the maldives one is to a property which is like the 2nd best in the maldives and i think he wants me to go since i got some experience there. and he also would like me to go indonesia to gain more exposure there.. i certainly would like to go to these places..

i told him i dont mind cancelling my leave since i dont even wana take them anwyay. i only took cos i needed to clear them. i told him.. "show me the money!!!! show me the money and i'll go to the ends of the earth for you..."

no la.. i said, if u let me carry over more than 5 days over to 2006 or let me encash it, then ill go lor.. he said " Cornball (of cos he didnt call me Cornball but yeah.. u get the idea), if you're willing to stand up for the company, the company will take care of you."

we'll see how that goes.

Comfort Foods

One of the perks of having a sore throat is that i can eat ice cream without guilt.. not that i ever feel guilty for eating but eating ice cream during a sore throat is something my mum advocates.. she says it soothes the throat... so yeah..i ate this



then there's a whole big bottle of water, chrysanthemum tea and grapes..not the batteries..



gosh.. i got russian grapes!!! HUGE!! it's as big as the battery!!

Yet Again

Some of you have asked if i have pics of the russian gal..i bet some of you doubt the authenticity of her chio-ness or even her existence... haha.. yes, she exists but she doesnt like her picture taken.

keeve says it's cos she's really a KGB agent n so dont like her pictures floating ard.. that can be true too.. but oh well.. no pics..

if u want pics, here're some pics of the plane i took back to singapore.. i hate those flights that u have to walk to the tarmac.. very dingy feeling..



here's another pic..taken when i was waiting to board the plane..



talking abt KGB and all.. i was telling her that russia freaks me out..all that i know of russia is the Cold War in the 1970-80s, exile to siberia and extreme atheletes.. and all the russians i've seen (on tv) are big, brawny and have white beards (think Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October). it's funny how hollywood also keeps up with political developments.. last time the bad guys in movies are always the russians, then after that the Chinese gave the US some probs then all the movies had chinese as bad guys.. nowadays it's koreans and middle eastern dudes..

in any case, she reminded me that some russians are pretty too like Anna Kou..watever..and Maria Sharapova

More Food

here're more food i ate on the trip... on my final meal with russian babe before i left..oh yes, i requested for her boss to get her to show me ard the following day.. we were done in abt an hr really and had lunch for 3 hrs... try this restaurant Vine when you're in hanoi.. it's great!



i took a pic of this before i left.. seems like even the vietnamese knows abt us..

SICK?

i'm sick.. other than in the head, of cos.

I've a sore throat and fever... and it's a saturday. not that i have anywhere to go on a saturday.. but it jus makes it a tad bit gloomier, i think. i hope i didnt get the bird flu. i made it a point not to eat chicken while i was in vietnam. not that it needed much effort cos the gahmen in vietnam banned all poultry.. so i ate tons of seafood really..

here're some pics..im sorry this blog veered towards food again..



i ordered room service the first night i was in Ho Chi Minh... so hungry.. i was acutely aware of my self imposed poultry ban.. so i ordered seafood spaghetti and seafood pizza..



this was taken in sheraton ho chi minh city...i was damn hungry after walking ard and thought i'd whack a buffet.. keke.. on the right plate, there're 3 kinds of prawns..one type is the sushi kind, one type is the tom yam and sotong kind and another is some sweet sauce kind.. on the left plate is seafood pasta with erm.. seafood..and in the far front, there's an unagi sushi..

there u go.. lotsa seafood..

russian babe told me she doesnt eat unagi when we were at the jap restuarant.. she says she's seen eels being caught before..

wana know? press ctrl-a to see the hidden text...

she says that eels are caught using a dead cat u catch on the street and putting it in the water for an hr and oulling it up... u'll find the eels gnawing on the carcass of the dead cat.. not really very gross la.. but jus a new fact...in fact i ate unagi yesterday.. hahah..

I realised that the past few posts were all about the russian gal.. oh well.. it was perhaps the most exciting thing that happened to me during the trip lor.. i was dying to come home already..esp with my computer dead..

*oh ya.. on a side note, my sis msged me halfway thru my jap dinner that aaron came over our house to pick up something n then my computer was well again... amazing eh? so that night was doubly good*

anyway here're some pics of Hanoi...

I later found out that the lanky eastern european gal is actually RUSSIAN!! gosh.. so cool right? she was tasked to show me around town cos i need to see some other places for my report...

on the trip, i found out she's been living in hanoi for 5 yrs now and she speaks russian (DUH!), english (DUH!) and vietnamese..(small duh!). i realise that europeans speak a lot of foreign languages.. ask singaporeans to learn chinese they kpkb...

for some reason, she thought i was educated in california.. i have no idea why.. she says i speak like a californian... she was able to guess my exact age too.. amazing really.. considering how chao lau i look.. haha... but i wasnt able to guess her age.. i committed the cardinal sin of only subtracting 2 yrs from wat i actually thought and i guessed 24... she turned out to be 20..amazing... i felt like an uncle immediately...

i asked her where i shld go eat that night.. i usually like to choose the nicer hotels and eat there.. company pay mah.. might as well whack right? she said it was soo touristy to go to hotels.. i was like.. erm.. DUH.. im like a tourist..she introed me to a jap restaurant.. non-hotel one.. i find it like weird to eat jap alone so i invited her to dinner.. company pay mah.. jus invite lor..

ok.. that's how i got a dinner date with a russian gal..

the dinner was great and i made helluva many jokes abt the KGB, exile to siberia and vodka..We went for drinks later.. i was back like... erm.. duno wat time.. was it 2am or 3am.. i cant rem which time zone my laptop was in when i looked at it..

I woke up with a headache.. bleah.. it's freezing cold and i wish i can sleep in..

it's my sister's bday today.. i smsed her a greeting asked her to think of a place where we can all go have a family dinner on sunday..1 wondered to myself if she'd like the gift i got her..

the general manager told me he'll be in a meeting and that his sales guys would bring me around.. i entered the office and said " Im here to see Kelvin.. i know he's in a meeting..but he said someone would show me ard..."..

They asked me to have a seat..

my sis replied.. u might not want to eat w me.. ur computer cant be switched on and when it is able to, there's not internet..

my world shattered...

i see a tall ang mo gal rise up and walk towards me at the corner of my eye.. "she's TALL," i thought.

she said she'd show me ard.. i said i wanted to see the rooms, the AHU, the sprinkler system, the back-of-the-house areas.. she gave me a blank look.. i told her "im not here to book an apartment.. so u dont have to give me the marketing jargon.. save ur breath.."

she seemed miffed and said " just let me do my marketing thing..." she smiled..it seemed quite fake but well..halfway through the showing ard, she got a call and apparently her boss is ready to receive me... she seemed jubilant.. in fact she even asked me if shirt was from Raoul... that was weird... here's this eastern european gal asking a singaporean guy in a lift in vietnam if this shirt is a raoul.. i raked my brains hard to remember if raoul is a singaporean brand..ya wat.. it is..

i answered no.. i stopped buying raoul after i found Daniel..

Russian Molotov Cocktail

Some of you have asked me how i knew the Russian connection...

I arrived in hanoi half past midnight.. im pissed cos the plane was delayed by half an hr..im pissed cos im underdressed.. in a shirt and a suit, im still freezing.. every breath i make has those vapour things.. there's no where in south east asia that's this cold i think.. as i wait for my driver to pick me.. he's late as well..

i reach the hotel... restaurant's closed.. im hungry.. and therefore pissed... hmm.. no one seems to want to take my bag to my room... that ires me a little but it's fine.. as i drag my bag along the ceramic tiled corridor, i rue the dumb ass design which makes so much noise for the neighbours...

the apartment has 3 rooms, 1 kitchen and 2 toilets.. HUGE!! for some reason, there's no television in the master bed room.. bloody weird design.. there's no broadband internet here.. only dialup... bleah..

here're some pics..







i decided to sleep early that night.. i have a meeting at 8am in the morning

What a bore

As expected, vietnam aint the most exciting place in the world and internet connectivity isnt the best..so oh well, i havent been updating the blog..

managed to get some internet time now so jus thought i came in and let everyone know im fine..limited air time here so the boring pics will have to wait..

i'm meeting a russian gal for dinner tonite.. gosh.. so exotic... she's the first russian i know.. i hope she doesnt assasinate me with a siberian tiger claw or a moscow..erm.. watever moves the russians have...

New Computer in da house!!

After an initial rough start, my new computer is finally up and running.. phew.. *sweat*. Without going into sooo much details, it has been a trying time and many sleepless nights with listless meals,which also included me using toothpaste as shower foam, it's finally up and running and I SIMPLY LOVE IT!!!

Now i can play any games i wana play.. WOOHOOOOO!!!

here're the pics..













my office laptop there... and both my handphones are there.. and there're three mice on the table.. gosh.. it's like a geek's wet dream... i'll take more pictures when things are more well organised...

i wana thank keeve, jen, lefei for their immeasurable help in trying to solve my problems.. *bow*

Noel

Nope.. not the hamper company... Noel.. which refers to the day before christmas.. i.e. 24 december.. for the uninformed.

Noel is a movie i watched today with Adina... 95-minute long, it's a collection of short stories of the lives of a few New Yorkers and how their lives become inter-woven etc.. you know those kind of shows.. she didnt know wat the show was abt and all i read was a short synopsis of the show on the GV website.. i tot quite ok la... feel-good kind of show..

it was a good show.. i nearly cried at certain pts of the show.. heng they switched the scenes fast else.. :~~(

in one of the scenes, someone said, " love is so hard find.. if you find someone you love, hang on to it tight.. put up helluva a fight to protect/preserve it"

i thought it was very true... so you guys, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

We passed by Indo-chine where a live band was playing. three guys.. with acoustic semi-guitars.. they started to play "Hotel California". One of the most popular "guitar" songs till this day, this song is like the must-learn for all guitar rock enthusiasts....i kinda refused to learn it at first.. partially cos it's supposed to be satanic.. partly also cos i didnt wana conform to the norm.. haha..but i digress..

i was gaping as i watched them play.. and everyone was cheering when they got to the solo part.. and i told adina... "isnt it sucha nice feeling when your ability can please SOOOOOOOOO many ple.. " Not that playing Hotel Calif was easy, but u jus have to practice big time and it'd man, u got so many ple cheering for you. well, the emphasis is not on the cheering but so many ple liking what u do. i thought back abt my job.. maybe a few ple care how fast i can run the numbers and how well i can write that report but it certainly doesnt make that many ple yell in ecstasy to read my reports.. sometimes u wonder why u work so hard hor...

Packing...

Bringing this page up again as im packing now..though i'm packing quite often, looking at the list invariably reminds me of some things i'd have left out.

1. passport
2. PDA
3. ipod
4. namecards
5. toothbrush
6. facial foam
7. powder
8. saline
9. contacts case
10. glasses
11. shirts
12. pants
13. suit
14. underwear
15. ipod charger
16. sunglasses
17. long sleeved tee shirt
18. camera
19. cologne
20. stationery
21.
22. pen
23. cufflinks
24. ties
25. socks
26. face towel
27. tissue
28. story book
29. gel
30. comb
31. aftershave
32. camera charger

SHORTBIN

yet another pointless conversation i had with shortbin while pretending to work today..

shortbin says:
orh-bi-good
Cornball says:
huh
shortbin says:
orh-bi-good
shortbin says:
i like this man
Cornball says:
who?
shortbin says:
i like this,man...
shortbin says:
understand
Cornball says:
wat does "this" refer to?
shortbin says:
the phrase "orh-bi-good" lar..
Cornball says:
oh
Cornball says:
good eh
shortbin says:
be ur frens very cham..have to tolerate ur suan-ing...
shortbin says:
i am no exception
shortbin says:
in the posting,u mentioned the "lack of" sth...i think i kena this b4
shortbin says:
frm u too...lack of height i think
Cornball says:
nt happy ah
shortbin says:
ok la..i am not petty sort
Cornball says:
u do know that this conversation will be blogged too right?
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
excuse me
shortbin says:
can have some integrity
Cornball says:
wat integrity?
Cornball says:
im telling u now mah
shortbin says:
(insert color dots emoticon here)
shortbin says:
dumbass
shortbin says:
gals like men wif integrity not reverse integrity
Cornball says:
that's why im as single as a single cheeseburger
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
single cheeseburger...
shortbin says:
u r half a johnson duck
shortbin says:
wey u just got promoted
Cornball says:
some time back
Cornball says:
oct i think
shortbin says:
b4 u went china
Cornball says:
ya
shortbin says:
huh
shortbin says:
kio dio
Cornball says:
y?
Cornball says:
kio wat?
shortbin says:
kio sai lor
Cornball says:
i dun wana kio u
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
i have been kio-ed anyway...too late
shortbin says:
when r u gona b a double cheeseburger
Cornball says:
im a big mac now..
Cornball says:
no.. not Mac..
Cornball says:
i prefer Windows
Cornball says:
so i'm a Big Windows now..
Cornball says:
Big Windows XP Professional
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)

shortbin says:
plenty of it
shortbin says:
u look more like a foldover
Cornball says:
orly?
shortbin says:
orly
Cornball says:
many folds of fats eh
shortbin says:
..always SLEEPY...in a blanket foldover
Cornball says:
me who?
Cornball says:
sleepy?
shortbin says:
i think so...ah boh me meh
shortbin says:
u going buy computer today
shortbin says:
serious ahnot waiting for xmas gift
Cornball says:
who in the bloody world would give me a S$1000 christmas gift, shortbin
shortbin says:
ur mum
shortbin says:
ur dad
shortbin says:
santa
shortbin says:
moi...after i dio 4D
Cornball says:
i dont think so..
Cornball says:
im 苦命one
shortbin says:
pls...compare urself wif so many pp out there...who more cham
shortbin says:
u just got promo..increment...where all the money go to liao
Cornball says:
i have no idea..
Cornball says:
food i think
shortbin says:
u r aldy a Big Windows XP Professional leh
shortbin says:
what for spend sooo much on food

shortbin just sent you a Nudge!

Cornball says:
mus buy more food to upkeep the image
Cornball says:
else all my shirts wont fit
shortbin says:
what a dumbo
shortbin says:
where got such illogical logic
Cornball says:
goot
shortbin says:
goot ur head
shortbin says:
u were toking to powto abt priority...so i guess food is top
shortbin says:
no wonder u wld rather spend so much muney on it
shortbin says:
save muney and go search for ur another slice of cheese
shortbin says:
only double cheeseburgers are nice
Cornball says:
i shld be reading the book "Who Moved My Cheese"
shortbin says:
mabe
shortbin says:
in ur context mabe ur cheese has really been moved
shortbin says:
u were once double cheese..now become single cheese and a BIg mac/windows somemore
shortbin says:
how was it movedi din even noe...never told me b4
Cornball says:
u were too immensed in ur marital bliss to care abt minnows like me
shortbin says:
nay...where got..my marital bliss is strictly starting next yr only
shortbin says:
if not iamshitfong alerted me..i wldn't have known ur cheese was moved
Cornball says:
well, we know you arent very strict abt certain things
shortbin says:
dun digree boi
shortbin says:
*digress
shortbin says:
care to say how the cheese was moved
shortbin says:
a rat came to take it away
Cornball says:
i'd have to tell u after i read the book
shortbin says:
duh...such anti-climax
shortbin says:
can the cheese b moved into ur burger
Cornball says:
y r u asking so much?
Cornball says:
u wana introduce new cheese to me?
Cornball says:
mozarella, blue cheese, etc?
Cornball says:
doesnt that make u... a mamasan cheese???
Cornball says:
muhahahahahaha
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
ma ur head
Cornball says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
u want me intro new cheese
Cornball says:
u got new cheese?
Cornball says:
not ur students pls..
shortbin says:
(insert laughing emoticon here)
shortbin says:
pls i dun wana hai my students
shortbin says:
low fat cheese
Cornball says:
r u saying im fat?
shortbin says:
i din say..was just asking ur preference mah
shortbin says:

shortbin says:
u r just round
shortbin says:
wey answer my qn
shortbin says:
r u looking for low fat cheese
Cornball says:
no.. not really..
shortbin says:
must think longer if i can find any suitable cheese
Cornball says:
pls dont intro me those cheena channel 8 and channel u DHS kinds hor..
shortbin says:
EXCUSE ME
shortbin says:
what's wrong wif the DHS kinds
shortbin says:
u will b blessed ok
shortbin says:
(insert emoticon with the middle finger here)
Cornball says:
pls lor...
shortbin says:
so picky
shortbin says:
(insert emoticon with the middle finger here again)
shortbin says:
liao..mum's calling for lunch
shortbin says:
chat wif u again
Cornball says:
ok..
shortbin says:
(insert waving emoticon here)
Cornball says:
bye

A Pointless Conversation

A rather pointless conversation transpired between someone and i just now..thought i'd share it here..

Gweneth Powto says:
i am so tempted to get an ipod
Cornball says:
go then
Gweneth Powto says:
it comes with headphones?
Gweneth Powto says:
the nano
Cornball says:
ya
Gweneth Powto says:
ok i save 68 bucks
Gweneth Powto says:
....
Gweneth Powto says:
http://www.apple.com.sg/ipodnano/
Cornball says:
that's the better kind of earphones
Cornball says:
i jus bought a new pair
Gweneth Powto says:
ya i read
Gweneth Powto says:
argh
Gweneth Powto says:
my pay is in 17 days
Cornball says:
i got my pay today
Cornball says:
n credit card too
Cornball says:
n name card
Cornball says:
gosh..
Cornball says:
i only jus realised they're all the result of my promotion
Cornball says:
amazing
Gweneth Powto says:
cool
Gweneth Powto says:
they finally approved ur credit
Gweneth Powto says:
remember
Gweneth Powto says:
money talks
Cornball says:
wat?
Gweneth Powto says:
u get an increased pay
Gweneth Powto says:
they give u credit
Gweneth Powto says:
+ namecard
Gweneth Powto says:
Carrie on TV
Gweneth Powto says:
scary
Cornball says:
csi on scv
Gweneth Powto says:
..
Gweneth Powto says:
i really want an ipod man
Cornball says:
buy la..
Gweneth Powto says:
but so ex
Gweneth Powto says:
i need t do my new room and i beo some bed at barang barang
Gweneth Powto says:
i need a promo with a pay increase
Gweneth Powto says:
maybe i shld tell chris
Cornball says:
ask urself wat's more impt..
Cornball says:
tithing or SELF
Gweneth Powto says:
....
Gweneth Powto says:
no more ipod
Gweneth Powto says:
i think paying off my lappy loan is impt too
Cornball says:
we have to remember our obligations first before we indulge in ourselves
Gweneth Powto says:
times are tough
Gweneth Powto says:
carrie is bathing
Gweneth Powto says:
and she kenna menses
Cornball says:
..........
Gweneth Powto says:
poor thing
Gweneth Powto says:
no pad
Cornball says:
life without a pad
Gweneth Powto says:
i bettwe email her
Gweneth Powto says:
tell her buy pad
Gweneth Powto says:
and she'll be needing it
Cornball says:
email carrie?
Gweneth Powto says:
ya
Gweneth Powto says:
email her
Gweneth Powto says:
carrie@columbia-tristar.com
Cornball says:
no last name?
Gweneth Powto says:
no la
Gweneth Powto says:
she first one there mah
Cornball says:
not carrie.i.got.no.pad@columbia-tristar.com?

Gweneth Powto says:
carrie.nopad@clumbia-tristar.com
Gweneth Powto says:
how about
Gweneth Powto says:
gweyn.i.got.no.ipod@(host address covered for anonymity)
Cornball says:
gweyn.i.got.no.ipod.and.no.sex@(host address covered for anonymity)
Gweneth Powto says:
........................
Gweneth Powto says:
i don't think pp want to know
Cornball says:
i think ple would think ur email add is
Cornball says:
gweyn.i.got.no.ipod.and.no.sex.ha.ha.ha@(host address covered for anonymity)
Gweneth Powto says:
........................
Gweneth Powto says:
i'm worried if u are my IT guy
Cornball says:
IF i were ur IT guy
Cornball says:
i'd put..
Cornball says:
hmm
Gweneth Powto says:
diam.foo@(host address covered for anonymity)
Cornball says:
(full name covered for anonymity)@(host address covered for anonymity)
Cornball says:
that'd be a joke already
Gweneth Powto says:
/i thot the joke was always on u
Gweneth Powto says:
slim
Cornball says:
i spelt it out that day agn
Cornball says:
the guy said
Cornball says:
that's an interesting one
Cornball says:
i said
Cornball says:
that has no bearing on wat i look like..
Cornball says:
he siad..
Cornball says:
it's ok..
Cornball says:
all online anyway.. no one will see u
Gweneth Powto says:
and in his mind.. no one wants to see u
Gweneth Powto says:
btw someone sabo carrie... put a truckload of tampons in her locker.. so when she opened, everything dropped out
Cornball says:
which is true..
Cornball says:
orly?
Gweneth Powto says:
wah lau... save some for me what
Cornball says:
no wonder carrie got pissed
Gweneth Powto says:
i'll be happy if i were her
Gweneth Powto says:
i always short of pads
Cornball says:
u noe wat?
Gweneth Powto says:
wat
Cornball says:
you're always short of lotsa things
Gweneth Powto says:
.....................
Gweneth Powto says:
the lack of it
Cornball says:
all the time
Cornball says:
all the time... the lack of it
Cornball says:
the lack of it, all the time
Gweneth Powto says:
i think i get the idea
Cornball says:
but you nvr get the idea..
Gweneth Powto says:
i lack sleep
Cornball says:
i lack sleep
Gweneth Powto says:
so i'm going to go get some now.
Cornball says:
i lack love
Cornball says:
i lack a life
Cornball says:
i lack money
Cornball says:
i lack a computer
Cornball says:
i lack mahjong
Gweneth Powto says:
and u are a lackey
Cornball says:
i shld invent an MP3 player..
Gweneth Powto says:
Lackey Lim
Cornball says:
iLack
Cornball says:
you're the lackey..
Gweneth Powto says:
i know i am
Cornball says:
did we call u that last tine?
Gweneth Powto says:
Chris's lackey
Gweneth Powto says:
...............
Cornball says:
no la..
Cornball says:
everyone's lackey
Gweneth Powto says:
just like lawrence chin
Cornball says:
oh
Cornball says:
ya
Cornball says:
lackey chin..
Cornball says:
that's the bugger
Gweneth Powto says:
hahaha
Gweneth Powto says:
ya
Gweneth Powto says:
no idea why we called him that
Cornball says:
he looked like those eunuch
Gweneth Powto says:
he look jian
Cornball says:
太贱
Cornball says:
but but but
Cornball says:
doesnt that make u look like her
Cornball says:
him
Gweneth Powto says:
u bitch
Gweneth Powto says:
just yest some client tua us
Gweneth Powto says:
Chris copied me and sent out a note to another director...
Gweneth Powto says:
!!#$#^DD!
Gweneth Powto says:
hahaa
Gweneth Powto says:
i laughed
Cornball says:
chris sounds like a bitch
Gweneth Powto says:
no la
Gweneth Powto says:
i like him
Gweneth Powto says:
he's my obi-wan
Cornball says:
then me leh?
Cornball says:
im your
Cornball says:
O-Be-Have
Gweneth Powto says:
u're corni
Cornball says:
or.
Cornball says:
no no..
Cornball says:
im your Orh-Bi-Good
Cornball says:
haha
Gweneth Powto says:
...............
Gweneth Powto says:
ORLY
Cornball says:
cos ill definitely say Orh-bi-good
Gweneth Powto says:
sluurrt
Gweneth Powto says:
i'm going to sleep
Gweneth Powto says:
nite