SHORTBIN

yet another pointless conversation i had with shortbin while pretending to work today..

shortbin says:
orh-bi-good
Cornball says:
huh
shortbin says:
orh-bi-good
shortbin says:
i like this man
Cornball says:
who?
shortbin says:
i like this,man...
shortbin says:
understand
Cornball says:
wat does "this" refer to?
shortbin says:
the phrase "orh-bi-good" lar..
Cornball says:
oh
Cornball says:
good eh
shortbin says:
be ur frens very cham..have to tolerate ur suan-ing...
shortbin says:
i am no exception
shortbin says:
in the posting,u mentioned the "lack of" sth...i think i kena this b4
shortbin says:
frm u too...lack of height i think
Cornball says:
nt happy ah
shortbin says:
ok la..i am not petty sort
Cornball says:
u do know that this conversation will be blogged too right?
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
excuse me
shortbin says:
can have some integrity
Cornball says:
wat integrity?
Cornball says:
im telling u now mah
shortbin says:
(insert color dots emoticon here)
shortbin says:
dumbass
shortbin says:
gals like men wif integrity not reverse integrity
Cornball says:
that's why im as single as a single cheeseburger
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
single cheeseburger...
shortbin says:
u r half a johnson duck
shortbin says:
wey u just got promoted
Cornball says:
some time back
Cornball says:
oct i think
shortbin says:
b4 u went china
Cornball says:
ya
shortbin says:
huh
shortbin says:
kio dio
Cornball says:
y?
Cornball says:
kio wat?
shortbin says:
kio sai lor
Cornball says:
i dun wana kio u
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
i have been kio-ed anyway...too late
shortbin says:
when r u gona b a double cheeseburger
Cornball says:
im a big mac now..
Cornball says:
no.. not Mac..
Cornball says:
i prefer Windows
Cornball says:
so i'm a Big Windows now..
Cornball says:
Big Windows XP Professional
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)

shortbin says:
plenty of it
shortbin says:
u look more like a foldover
Cornball says:
orly?
shortbin says:
orly
Cornball says:
many folds of fats eh
shortbin says:
..always SLEEPY...in a blanket foldover
Cornball says:
me who?
Cornball says:
sleepy?
shortbin says:
i think so...ah boh me meh
shortbin says:
u going buy computer today
shortbin says:
serious ahnot waiting for xmas gift
Cornball says:
who in the bloody world would give me a S$1000 christmas gift, shortbin
shortbin says:
ur mum
shortbin says:
ur dad
shortbin says:
santa
shortbin says:
moi...after i dio 4D
Cornball says:
i dont think so..
Cornball says:
im 苦命one
shortbin says:
pls...compare urself wif so many pp out there...who more cham
shortbin says:
u just got promo..increment...where all the money go to liao
Cornball says:
i have no idea..
Cornball says:
food i think
shortbin says:
u r aldy a Big Windows XP Professional leh
shortbin says:
what for spend sooo much on food

shortbin just sent you a Nudge!

Cornball says:
mus buy more food to upkeep the image
Cornball says:
else all my shirts wont fit
shortbin says:
what a dumbo
shortbin says:
where got such illogical logic
Cornball says:
goot
shortbin says:
goot ur head
shortbin says:
u were toking to powto abt priority...so i guess food is top
shortbin says:
no wonder u wld rather spend so much muney on it
shortbin says:
save muney and go search for ur another slice of cheese
shortbin says:
only double cheeseburgers are nice
Cornball says:
i shld be reading the book "Who Moved My Cheese"
shortbin says:
mabe
shortbin says:
in ur context mabe ur cheese has really been moved
shortbin says:
u were once double cheese..now become single cheese and a BIg mac/windows somemore
shortbin says:
how was it movedi din even noe...never told me b4
Cornball says:
u were too immensed in ur marital bliss to care abt minnows like me
shortbin says:
nay...where got..my marital bliss is strictly starting next yr only
shortbin says:
if not iamshitfong alerted me..i wldn't have known ur cheese was moved
Cornball says:
well, we know you arent very strict abt certain things
shortbin says:
dun digree boi
shortbin says:
*digress
shortbin says:
care to say how the cheese was moved
shortbin says:
a rat came to take it away
Cornball says:
i'd have to tell u after i read the book
shortbin says:
duh...such anti-climax
shortbin says:
can the cheese b moved into ur burger
Cornball says:
y r u asking so much?
Cornball says:
u wana introduce new cheese to me?
Cornball says:
mozarella, blue cheese, etc?
Cornball says:
doesnt that make u... a mamasan cheese???
Cornball says:
muhahahahahaha
shortbin says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
ma ur head
Cornball says:
(insert flying black crow emoticon here)
shortbin says:
u want me intro new cheese
Cornball says:
u got new cheese?
Cornball says:
not ur students pls..
shortbin says:
(insert laughing emoticon here)
shortbin says:
pls i dun wana hai my students
shortbin says:
low fat cheese
Cornball says:
r u saying im fat?
shortbin says:
i din say..was just asking ur preference mah
shortbin says:

shortbin says:
u r just round
shortbin says:
wey answer my qn
shortbin says:
r u looking for low fat cheese
Cornball says:
no.. not really..
shortbin says:
must think longer if i can find any suitable cheese
Cornball says:
pls dont intro me those cheena channel 8 and channel u DHS kinds hor..
shortbin says:
EXCUSE ME
shortbin says:
what's wrong wif the DHS kinds
shortbin says:
u will b blessed ok
shortbin says:
(insert emoticon with the middle finger here)
Cornball says:
pls lor...
shortbin says:
so picky
shortbin says:
(insert emoticon with the middle finger here again)
shortbin says:
liao..mum's calling for lunch
shortbin says:
chat wif u again
Cornball says:
ok..
shortbin says:
(insert waving emoticon here)
Cornball says:
bye