Wat a Fako

Amidst the numerous numerous christmas sms greetings i got (read 7), i got some pretty weird ones.. haha.. i was lamenting to the two ladies i was out with last nite that it's 12 midnight liao but no one smsed me leh.. sianz 1/2. Goddess was kind enough to sms me there and then, sitting right in front of me, a christmas greeting. I thought she was kidding and when i got an sms a while later, i was quite disappointed to find out it was her.

then two of my collegues smsed me also.. pretty weird to have colleagues sms-ing u in the middle of the nite..

but the one that takes the cake is an sms i received at 5am.. it read
" Xmas is a time to give thanks. i wana thank you for making my life a better one jus by being my fren. Merry christmas and happy new year. Regards, Pearce."

i was like...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? unfamiliar number.. signed off as "Pearce". what a dumbass name.. Pearce.. might as well called yourself "Pierced". after a while i thought he might have sent to the wrong person, so i thought i'd inform him since it's so mushy, it could be for a gal. i'd hate to spoil his chances jus cos i didnt wana waste 1 sms..

so i replied "Who are you?"

He promptly replied " Oh, this is XXX (his chinese name) from your secondary school"

realisation hit me and i realised ooooh ya.. Pearce.. YES! that insurance agent whom another of my sec sch fren gave my name to. but golly.. i only know this sec sch fren like by name nia.. i know his name n he knows my name.. THAT'S ALL!!!!! and i've nvr seen him in the last 10 years..10 WHOLE FREAKING YEARS!!!!!!! he called me once like this year to sell me some insurance but i said i dont want.

n now he comes up with this uber mushy sms.. gosh.. so disgusting.. "making my life better". kiss my fat ass man.. *puke*. wana por me also cannot like that por mah... the more i think of it the more i got disgusted.

so i replied " So i made your life better this year?"

he actually replied " Not yet my fren, but you still have time"

gosh.. so thick skinned and such audacity..i have half a mind to reply "kiss my ass, shithead. dream on" . muhahahahahahahahahah.. but im feeling nice.. i shall hold my fingers..

man, the lengths ple go to make a sale..