The Cage

I went to The Cage to play soccer today.



Shitfong warned me about it. He said it was damn tiring. I was thinking in my head. "This is Ronaldo (fat one, not handsome Christiano) you're talking here, where got tiring. I'll bang in some goals"

He was right.

The Cage is formidable.

The Cage is unforgiving.

The Cage punishes.

The Cage looks small;

But who said size mattered.

The Cage knows no boundaries;

Balls you kick at it will rebound and hit you.

The Cage costs S$90 per hour;

But you pay more than that the day after.

The Cage is stuffy.

The Cage holds you in;

But you just want to get out.

The Cage is where you thought you'd find pure joy;

But you're faced with a lung-busting experience.

The Cage is where you thought you can stride your stuff;

But the Cage knows, it just knows, how to cut you down to size.

The Cage humiliates when you dont pay attention;

But rewards when you least expect it.

The Cage deals you a curved ball;

It sometimes hit you in the crotch. (Ouch)

Everyone plays a version of the Cage sometimes, but they call it Life.