It's 630am now on saturday.. I just woke up cos i slept at 1030pm on friday night.. very tired...
Since thursday afternoon, the internet connection at my office suddenly became damn slow.. emails are stuck, internet is stuck, everything's stuck... i called the ISP and they said we seem to be experiencing high traffic from Tokyo... that's pretty weird cos I only sent one email to Tokyo that morning.. they cant be sending me THAT big a reply..
since the internet was down, i tot i'd just go home at 5pm lor.. hahah since my boss wasnt around anyway... ya.. so i left at 5.
The next day internet seemed normal, which was good.. then suddenly it happened again!!! I called my ISP again and they said the same thing. They said maybe i kenna attacked by spyware and asked me to download and install the anti spyware program and run it. I tried all afternoon to download it but i couldnt.. cos obviously the internet's not working very well right? So the admin side was bugging me on what to do and i was fretting cos my mails aint going out.. until abt 4pm+ when i passed by PRC's desk.
SHE WAS USING BITTORRENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that crazy shithead was using Bitorrent to download "Desparate Housewives" in the office!!!!!!!!!!! i totally yelled out!!!
Cornball: " PRC!!!! What are you doing???"
PRC: Huh? what?
Cornball: What are you downloading???
PRC: Oh.. this new program.. i just tried it..
Cornball: Do you know that this is the cause of ALL the internet problems? This is the one that's slowing everyone down!!!!
PRC: No la.. cant be.. i only started yesterday afternoon..the internet stopped yesterday morning..
Cornball: NO!!!! it stopped yesterday afternoon..
PRC: *speechless for a while* erm.. i duno...
This whole thing happened in front of all the colleagues cos my office is very small.
Admin: Erm.. never mind la.. 无知者无罪 la..
PRC: 对啊。。无知者无罪。。
Cornball: 无知者无罪??? Downloading illegal things in the office is 罪。Downloading personal stuff in the office during office hours into the office laptop is 罪understand????
PRC: *Speechless...*
What a uber dumb ass...and i hate hate hate when ple try to deny things.. try to wriggle out by giving some lame ass excuses like"uh.. i duno..", "uh.. not me"
2 comments:
has it been 3 years back?
the memory is as clear as it was yesterday....
This post reminds me of an episode some 3 years back when i was shelled by Cornball... It hell wasn't a good feeling.
Cornball Shells - The Sequel
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