Cuffed

I wasn’t feeling too well today so I went to see the doctor.

She wanted to take my blood pressure and told me to fold up my sleeves.

This usually isnt a problem but I was wearing this pair of cufflinks today.



I like this pair of cufflinks. It’s one of my more elegant and understated ones. But it’s quite difficult to put it on as the horseshoe-shaped head is larger than the cufflink hole. So I usually asked my mum to help me.

So I told the doctor, “ I can remove this but you have to promise to help me cuff it back”

She said,” oh your wife helps you with this usually?”

Me: Can you keep a secret?

Doc: Sure

Me: My mum helps me.

Doc laughs.

Me: Doctor-Patient confidentiality right?