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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Shanghai

Came to the conference my ex company hosts every year. But this time I'm here as a delegate. In the past, we used to all squeeze in a serviced apartment to save costs.

Now i finally get to stay in the hotel where the conference is held. So nice.

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It isnt that obvious here but the cupboard opens both ways: one side opens into the toilet, and the other side opens at the doorway. Very convenient.

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It's an 88 storey building. Scary!

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I was famished after my flight and ordered these... yummy.. but they had 10 xiao long bao...

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Then i just had this for lunch... nice soup!

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Help

I actually recently got some part-time help for my mum. She comes in once a week to clean up the house and help out here and there. This lady came highly recommended by someone i felt is a little too picky and anal for her own good. So i trust her opinion on things like these.

After the first time she came, she wanted my mum to buy the following:

1. A stronger vaccuum cleaner
2. A stronger iron
3. Some special table cloth she recommended

We bought #1 and #2 before her second visit and she helped us buy #3.

On a second visit, she wanted us to buy:

1. A better ironing board.

I didnt manage to buy an ironing board before her third visit.

On her third visit (today), she suggested that my mum bought a cupboard to store the excess clothes we have.

Siong man.

Cards

Just got my order of 2 boxes of name cards for an upcoming conference i'm attending.

Means i wont be getting promoted anytime soon i guess.

Vicious Spiral

It’s strange how one thing can lead to another.

I actually went to Watson’s to get pore packs.

Then ended up getting batteries for my wireless keyboard. Wanted to get 4 pieces only (S$7.05) but then 8 pieces cost S$10.50. More worth it.

Then while paying, saw this two-bottle dettol promotion. Original price is S$15.50 and then now is S$11.80 if I bought more than S$15 at Watson’s.

Bought them all.

Cant think of a nice title

My mum’s happy that my that uncle won S$10,000. His daughter’s in uni and could use with some extra dough. He's very thrifty. Handphone screen spoilt never change. My mum told me to buy him one.

Coincidentally, DBS ibanking has that fab offer with 40% off Samsung phones. I waited till 31 March before ordering cos I wanted to pay till payday. Then I realised deadline was 31 March and the payment website doesn’t work with Mac and Vista (office laptop) and then was panicking cos I cant get my 40% off deal.

I finally managed to in the end. And now he won S$10,000.

I hope good things come to good people.

Digital Aged

It was a flurry of activity in my house last night. I came home late cos I went to get a PSP. I was supposed to stay out later to wait for my mum who was supposed to go to town to pick up my cousin’s maid to come stay at my house cos my cousin’s going on holiday.

After some change in plans, the maid no more coming liaoz. So I went home.

When I came home, my mum was yakking on the phone cos my aunty won second prize in 4-d (or toto). W00t S$2,000. And then another uncle called to say he won first prize!!!! W00t w00t w00t w00t w00t S$10,000! Happy like bird. My mum was very happy and yet half sianz cos apparently she saw the winning number on a car license plate together with my uncle when they visited my aunty (same one who won second prize - very complicated). But she was too lazy to buy in the end. She was nonetheless happy.

In the short window of time my house phone was available, my cousin (the one with the maid) called to say that she’s getting a cab to send her maid to my house. Asked me to take down the taxi number so that we can go down and pick her.

My mum hurriedly took down the numbers to buy in the next 4-d!!

In other news, PSP is very difficult to play.

PSP

Just bought a PSP.



Increasingly more things in my room is white.

My Mac's white.

My keyboard's white.

My ipod's white.

Bought an ipod speaker cum radio that's white too recently.

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Nothing

Have you ever had that feeling that NOTHING you do seem right? NOTHING.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Bread Talk

Ever since I joined my company, I’ve developed an obsession.

Subway sandwiches.

It started one day when I felt like losing some weight. And then BHAM!

I’m eating it everyday.

And every day’s the same thing:

Bread: Parmesan Oregano
Size: 6 inches
Filling: Meatball Marinara
Vegetables: Lettuce, tomatoes, onions
Sauce: Sweet onion

One day, I felt hungrier than usual. Decided to have a cookie as well. After some trial and error, white macadamia nut cookie is the da best. It’s now the de-facto snack which I eat at around 4pm at the office.

Things I don’t understand

Things I don’t understand:

1. Why do we spend about S$400 on an ipod and then spend S$30 on stickers to protect it?
2. Why do we spend money buying expensive shoes and then have to spend more money to go to a cobbler in Bishan to add a rubber sole?
3. Why do we cut our hair when they’re going to fall off anyway?
4. Why do nails have to grow?
5. Why are toenails so difficult to cut?

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Hope

Hope springs eternal.

It look me a long while to understand what that means. Because hope is not a tangible object, how can it do such an animated action like "spring"?

But supposedly it means that hope is eternal.

I actually like Mondays. Mondays give the hope of a new start. A clean slate to do what you didnt manage to do/didnt do properly/screwed up the previous week.

I hate tuesdays cos by then you know how your Monday went. And it's four more days to weekend.

So i like Mondays. This Monday, i went to work with the hope that it was better than last week. Last week was a damn bad week. And the previous week was bad too. Actually the week from 3 March and 7 March was quite possibly the worst week in my life. It was so bad and not funny that i didnt wanna blog about it.

And it spirals.

This week, i had a cut that simply wont heal. It just didnt clot and it stained a few of my shirts in the meantime.

Im so stressed up that my hairdresser told me this week that my hair's thinner. SHIT.

I cant be bothered to type anymore.

I feel snappy and I feel irritated.

I hope this week turns for the good.

Carz

It's my boss's birthday in the second week of April.

I deliberated on whether i should get him something. My company has a daily morning meeting where we would celebrate any birthdays, if any. So i cannot pretend not to know.

My boss is a millionaire and he drives a Ferrari. There's no decent present I can get him within the budget i had in mind.

It's times like this which you have to use the "sweet and warm with a el cheapo gift" approach rather than the "shock and awe with an opulent gift" approach. Much like JC boys getting a gift for Friendship Day.

I got him this.



S$5.95 if you pump petrol at Shell.

Speaking about cars, there was a BMW roadshow the mall near my office. Went to check out the cars cos i had a quick lunch. The cars are so sweet! 18" rims run flat tyres, 2l engine and a whole lot of other things i didnt really understand.

Entry level model costs S$132,000.

When can i buy one?

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Weak End

A lonesome weekend with no dvds to watch.

Decided to get some at the dvd place.

40 year old virgin. How apt.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Used

Everyone hates to feel used.

It hurts when you actually care.

I just hate it when people asks you for favours or come to you for a listening ear. And then when the favours are given and ears have listened, they dont have the courtesy to answer your questions. DONT HAVE!

It took a herculean effort to stop myself from saying something nasty.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Health is Wealth

Health is wealth.

It's so so so damn cliched but it's so true.

Money can buy health to a certain extent but sometimes it cannot.

Ailments baffle and confound and sadden.

Sigh.

I hope my uncle and my sis get well soon.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Lost

My colleague remarked today that she thinks i make a good actor.

"Why?" I asked.

"Cos you always walk so slowly like you own the road. And you also look so cool and deep in thought"

"...."

(I actually dont know if i need to put inverted commas betwen the dot dot dots. You cant quote something when you dont say anything)

The truth of the matter is that i sometimes feel lost at work. There are just days when I feel like the world's spinning round and round and I have no idea what's going on and oh well.. im too lazy to continue..

Have a good weekend.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Naughty Video

Check this out.

http://dothetest.co.uk/

T|ny sent this to me.

My company showed this once to talk about the lesson of... well, you'll know when you see the video.

Expensive Tea

I was doing my expense claims and saw this receipt where I paid for meeting some clients for tea.

2 pots of camomile tea @S$18 each
1 glass of orange juice @ S$9.

Total after s/c and GST = S$52.97.

Phew that was expensive!

Hunted

A headhunter called me yesterday. Said there was a position in Vietnam that was “very suitable” for me. Asked me to send her my resume. After chatting her for some time, I realised that she actually called me a couple of weeks back saying she’s from a trade magazine asking about what my company and I did in Vietnam.

I replied with this email this morning.

Hi XXXXXX

After thinking it through I decided that I’m not interested in the position.

Thank you for your time.

Say, do you also work for a trade publication that has a focus on Vietnam? I thought I spoke to someone from a trade magazine whose voice sounded very similar to yours with regards to what I did for Vietnam.

Best Regards,
XXXXXX

Monday, March 17, 2008

Possibly One of the Worst Way to Start the Week

Quite possibly one of the worst ways to start the week. I'm not in a hurry to outdo this one.

I have a conference call at 8am on Monday morning. US boss in the US, client in Sydney and I'm in Singapore :(

Sianz.

Woke at 6:30am.

YAWN

Left my house at 7:15am.

ECP jammed from Tanah Merah entrance!!! TANAH MERAH ENTRANCE LEH!!!

7:30am - Emailed US boss to say i'll be late for the call.

8am - Havent passed Bedok. Called the dial-in number. I'm the moderator.

8:15am - Passed the seven (SEVEN!!!)-vehicle accident

8:16am - ZOOOOMED off from Bedok. US boss complained too much background noise from my car (stupid mitsubishi engine and yokohama tires). Muted my phone.

8:40am - Reached office car park. Entered lift. Disconnected from call.

8:45am - Called in the dial-in line. Only to realise every (EVERY!!!!!) one else got d/c cos I (the MODERATOR) disconnected!@!@

8:46am till end of call - Felt like an idiot.

Call ended at 10:30am. Late for my 9:30am meeting. Shit. Left my desk to find my Singapore boss to explain why im late.

10:45am - Came back to my desk to see voice mail light lit up.

10:47am - Listened to voicemail left by US boos " Where the hell are you? Went to the washroom after the call? Call me back"

10:49am - Called back. Listened on how i should have my documents in front of me during conference calls. How i shouldnt do conference calls in the car.

10:55am - Explained myself but feeling stupid at the same time.

:(

Friday, March 07, 2008

Monitor

YAY! My 20" monitor for my office finally came... now i dont have to squint my eyes!!

w00t




My desktop wallpaper was downloaded from here. Quite a dew nice ones there i've downloaded

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Jakarta

I was actually in Jakarta for two days this week. Quick trip in and out. Chop chop curry pop. Stayed in a hotel which i stayed some time back in 2006 with my former boss.

Pretty decent room.



Got chocs some more... yummy..couldnt resist eating some before taking a pic.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

New Stapler

I'm glad i have a new stapler. Nice blue color. Glad for small things in life.

What a Boring Job

I saw this that day. This guy watching the copier machine. Gosh, must be a damn boring job.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Snippets

"Snippets" is one of those blog entries that almost every blog would have at some point. Basically it just means that the blogger doesnt have much happening in his/her life but he just wants to blog.

Someone was trying to be funny again when he parked right beside me on Friday. Thankfully i was a little more alert and wasnt fooled into trying to open his boot.



It was a lazy Saturday that included a facial appointment. Once again, removed so many blackheads that my head feels lighter. And then when i'm bored, I'd go over to the Tailor. Anyway I had to do a fitting for my suit, which i made then. As usual it was super duper crowded, more so cos it was a saturday. Decided to take a picture for my readers. There's this rare pretty girl in the shop today. Alone. She looked totally lost sia.. all the people there were either couples (gf there to help bfs choose materials) or single guys like me (no gfs to help choose material :( ). As mentioned in my post earlier, the Tailor's is a world of men. Women are lost here. As i looked at the picture again, i realised she didnt look as lost as she did in real life and that one of the couples was actually two guys. I remember them. The one in darker blue was speaking so loudly in a gu niang voice that was so irritating. As I see it now, he is wearing sneakers with pants and long sleeved shirt... gosh.. such a fashion disaster... these kind of people do not deserve to make the queue longer at the Tailor. They taint the masterpieces the Tailor ...urm.. tailors out on a daily basis.

Anyway, the dude in the studded Armani belt is my Tailor. He said it was dress down Saturday today. Haha.. Choice words from the Man once again.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Best Art Museums in the World

I'm not really an art fan but I'd like to be able to visit some of these some day.

TripAdvisor®, the world's largest travel community, today announced the top 10 art museums in the world, based on traffic to the attractions on tripadvisor.com.

1. Louvre Affair: Musee du Louvre, Paris, France

Once a fortified palace that was the home to kings of France, the Louvre is now the world's most famous museum, renowned for some of the finest pieces of art in the world, including the Venus de Milo and the Mona Lisa. According to one TripAdvisor traveler, "The world's greatest museum-from its Italian Renaissance Masters, to its Dutch Masters and the exquisite collection from Egypt's Pharaonic period. Each time I visit I always discover new treasures and I reacquaint myself with my favorites."

2. Religious Experience: Vatican Museums, Vatican City, Rome, Italy

Spanning nearly nine miles, the Roman Catholic Church's Vatican collection is one of the largest and most stunning in the world. Estimated to have more than four million visitors annually, the Vatican museums feature the art of Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael and, of course, Michelangelo's ceiling in the Sistine Chapel. As one TripAdvisor traveler commented, "The amount of history and art that is located here is mind-boggling, from the frescoes to the statues, virtually every nook and corner (even the floor) is a treasure."

3. Art in the Apple: Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, New York

From Picasso to Pollock, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, on New York City's Museum Mile, is one of the world's largest museums with over two million pieces of artwork and enough variety for any enthusiast. Peruse the Greek sculptures, admire the armory or browse the 2,000 European paintings, all contained in a magnificent Beaux-Art façade building. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "The building itself is a work of art. This would be a great place to spend a day alone!"

4. Grand Getty: J. Paul Getty Center, Los Angeles, California

The Getty features a remarkable collection, including the works of Van Gogh, Monet and Cezanne. The museum's structure is a piece of art in itself, and the grounds also feature beautiful gardens, and views of Los Angeles. As one TripAdvisor traveler offered, "Prepare to be spoiled-from the free admission, gorgeous gardens, views, good food, unsurpassed attention to detail, and oh yeah, the art-this place is one in a million!"

5. d'Orsay d'Light: Musee d'Orsay, Paris, France

Enjoy Van Gogh's "Starry Night," inside the Musee D'Orsay, a former train station built for the Universal Exhibition of 1900, with a dramatic glass roof. Specializing in 19th and 20th century artwork, the museum displays a striking collection of Impressionism, including famous works by Monet, Manet, Renoir, Van Gogh and Degas. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "It is much less crowded than the Louvre and features wonderful pieces of art. The museum is just the right size to see everything, including famous painter Whistler and Van Gogh self-portraits."

6. Magnifico: Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy

Experience (or at least admire) Botticelli's "Birth of Venus," in the Uffizi Gallery, one of the oldest museums in the world featuring works from Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci in the heart of Florence. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "The building was originally built several centuries ago to display the vast Medici art collection. This is an absolutely wonderful museum and worth a tour."

7. Millennium Museum: Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois

Located on Chicago's Loop, The Art Institute of Chicago boasts extensive Impressionist and Post-Impressionist collections, including more than 30 pieces by Monet. Visit France from afar through Monet's "Haystacks" and spending time "At the Moulin Rouge," one of Henri Toulouse-Lautrec's famous paintings. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "Art buffs will be able to spend all day here! Their regular exhibit is fabulous -- one of my personal favorites is 'Sunday in the Park.' They also usually have an impressive special exhibit, too."

8. Modern Mecca: Tate Modern, London, England

Enjoy the electric art at the Tate Modern, displayed in a former Bankside Power Station, with views of the Thames River and Millennium Bridge. Remember the "Forgotten Horizon," one of Dali's many masterpieces and part of one of the largest collections of Surrealism in the World. As one TripAdvisor member said, "It is a must see, both for its setting (along the Thames, housed in a defunct power plant) and its installations and stationary art collections."

9. Painter's Place: Prado Museum, Madrid, Spain

One of the largest and most impressive collections in the world, not surprisingly, the Prado Museum is most famous for its assortment of works from Spanish artists such as Goya, Velasquez, Murillo, and El Greco. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "This is a first-class museum. Of course, the highlight is 'Las Meninas' but there is so much to see in this place."

10. Capital Culture: National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.

Located on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., the National Gallery of Art is comprised of an east and west building, and features a sculpture garden surrounding a large fountain. Modern art fans should head to the east building, where works by Jackson Pollock, Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol are displayed. As one TripAdvisor traveler said, "For the art lover, it is paradise. Forget most of the other museums, spend a day or two in these galleries."

"These museums are truly destinations in themselves, as travelers could easily get lost in them for at least a day," said Michele Perry, director of communications for TripAdvisor. "This top 10 is a check list to see the very finest artwork in the world."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Tray

My mum suddenly had this extra tray. Gave it to me. Said can put ties and all.

I decided to bring it to my office. I got lots of storage space.

So here it is.. ties and my suit beside it. Underneath got a nicely folded white shirt in case suddenly got meeting.



I realise i only have blue and red ties... odd...

Thought

Early this morning in the office, I stood up from my seat. Deep in thought. Two of my colleagues saw me and remarked that I am always deep in thought.

I told them i was usually only pretending la. New at the job, so i must look like im always thinking.

But this morning, I told them, was different. I was troubled this morning. Cos of this.



My tissue box ran out of tissue :(

Friday, February 22, 2008

The day i nearly lost my car.. again..

I did some grocery shopping (read: Mr. Donuts, canned longan, batteries for my remote control, Pockey) today during lunch time.

I decided to put my purchases in my car lest my colleagues see my donuts and think/know im greedy.

Went to my car, noted that the yellow Porsche parked beside me is no longer there, inserted the key into the boot.

Couldn’t turn the key leh. Odd. Then I tried inserting the key in another way. Still cannot.

Tried again harder. Still cannot.

Then I checked the car license plate.

ARRRGH… this is not my car!!!! Dude, where’s my car!?@!@ It’s been stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit.

I walked out of the lot… then I realized my car’s in the adjacent section. I felt so dumb. :(

As i walked back to my office, i thought i'd take a picture to show the similarity of both sections with the same model in the middle lot.



Thursday, February 21, 2008

Tailor

I was bored today. Saw the shuttle bus at Suntec. Took it and went to my Tailor’s. I need a new suit cos I’m wearing suits like twice or thrice a week now.

There was a throng of people at my Tailor but since I was free, I decided to wait and see.

A tailor’s a place where a man feels at ease, I think. He’s not threatened by the bright lights and the big displays of Zegna and Huge Boss and Prada. It’s in this dingy shop filled with books and books of cloth samples, infused with the smell of incense that seem to remind you on an Indian shop and the occasional cigarette smoke smell when the tailor takes a secret and very illegal smoke in his back room.

It’s all men talk here. Straight collar or spread Windsor collar, normal cuffs or French cuffs, pocket or no pocket, two button cuffs or double barrel cuffs, panel buttons or flat buttons, darts at the back or.. no darts, boot leg or more boot leg, two-ply or three-ply, Egyptian cotton or Lora Piano. I know men here are well versed in the options they want for their shirts.

Size matters here. No doubt. If size didn’t matter, there wont be the Tailor.

Today size and options collided. This customer asked the Tailor for the length of his collar where the back is.

“1.5 inches”

“Can I have it a little longer?

“How about 1 and 5/8 inch?”

“Hmm.. 1.5 or 1 and 5/8?”

The bugger thought about it for 5 minutes before deciding. I kid you not. Then he asked about the collar at the front part.

“3.5 inches”

“Is this standard?”

“Can be a bit longer.. 3 and 5/8 inch?”

This time, he decided 3.5 inches was good enough immediately. Then he paid and left.

And then, he came back 10 minutes later.

“You sure 3.5 inches is fine?”

............................

When it was my turn, I told the Tailor I wanted a good one. Gave me some books and I made my selection. Quoted me S$1,350. What the......

“I thought your wedding mah cos you said you want good one”

In the end, I settled for something less than good....

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Castaway

I noted a wrapped Mont Blanc box in my boss's office for some time now.

I think today he opened it.

He came to my desk and asked me if i wanted it. Then he walked away.

I opened it and saw that it was a notebook thingy. Kind of like wat reporters in the 50s would use. I dont know what i'll use it for. Anyone?



Monday, February 18, 2008

Sky's the Limit

My US boss couriered me this book. Asked me to read it. Haha..

The title is – The Sky’s the Limit: Marketing Luxury to the New Jet Set*



*New Jet Set refers to people who own jets.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Why can't Hillary and Obama just form a GRC?

Interesting article...muahahhahahahaah

Why can't Hillary and Obama just form a GRC?

By JAMIE EE

TO many Singaporeans, the ongoing US presidential elections may well seem to be a mindboggling process. After all, elections have always been a pretty straightforward thing for us - one public holiday, one vote and done deal. The only primary we know is the kind of school our voting is done in. There's no need to figure out what a caucus is, how come super delegates are better than delegates, or ponder the notion that Barack Obama is better liked than Hillary Clinton because he looks better in pantsuits.

Also, from a Singaporean point of view, it's hard to understand why an African-American man, a woman and Anglo-Saxon male even need to campaign against each other by appealing to different demographics. Why, in our country, they would have teamed up and formed the perfect GRC.

Then again, we're probably a simpler people. We don't like complicated politics. We have more practical things to think about - like deciding whether to go for the refundable or non-refundable CPF Life Scheme. Not to mention figuring out how many people we like enough to want to sacrifice a higher monthly payout just so that they can get all the unused money and interest when we kick the bucket.

Besides, there are other things to wonder about, like who will be the next starlet to appear in Edison Chen's photo gallery. Or exactly what happened to cause the wife of Venture Corp chairman Wong Ngit Liong to allegedly slap the SIA stewardess who was trying to serve her husband. Imagine if Michelle Obama had been on Hillary's 'Hil Force One' campaign plane and heard the former first lady dissing Obama by saying 'thank you for choosing the crew with the most experience' - maybe she would have slapped Hillary and said 'How dare you talk (about) my husband!'

Yes, Singaporeans have a lot to learn about American politics, and why much of it can't be translated into the local context. Like, why can't we devote entire planes just to go campaigning? Never mind that maybe the plane can only fly from Changi to Seletar Airport. It'd be a heck of a lot more cool than campaigning from a lorry with just a bullhorn. Even if you're allowed to use the bullhorn later to frighten unsuspecting people walking past.

And maybe the next time we have elections here, we could have really fancy balls to raise money. And have top local chefs prepare sumptuous buffets, with people dressed in tuxedos and ball gowns listening to political speeches. It would be a darn sight better than fried beehoon at community centres or getting bitten by mosquitoes in a rain-soaked open field with only cold curry puffs as snack options.

I suppose it probably wouldn't do to have politicians' spouses talking about their other halves being smelly in the morning or forgetting to keep the butter, like Michelle Obama did, to her husband's detriment. But maybe some little nuggets like a secret fondness for laksa breakfasts or secret fears that wearing white makes them look fat?

OK, fine. So elections American-style aren't likely to make their way here anytime soon. We'll just have to get our ya-yas from watching Hillary and company battle it out over the next few months. Then again, there's also the Malaysian elections coming up. Now that's another one that we can't figure out, but it'll still be fun to watch nonetheless.

Friday, February 08, 2008

CNY

Of all the holidays, I hate the one i dislike the most is Chinese New Year.

There's a constant squabble on which side of the family to go first, then second day.

No shops are open for any shopping to get away from it all.

Too much new year goodies that make you fat.

Everyone has different schedules that make arranging for mahjong so difficult.

Nothing nice to watch on TV. You get to a certain age before Stephen Chow ceases to be funny. It happened to me when i was 15.

There used to be a need to buy new clothes. Ang paos received used to be more than money spent on clothes. Then it became lopsided. This year i didnt spend a single cent on new clothes. Apparently this year, carrying a packet of bak kwa makes you more attractive than a nice shirt.

I hope for Sunday soon... got badminton.. YAY!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Why?

Have you ever wondered:

1. How come your scalp can be oily but you have dry hair?

2. How come your have an oily outer skin and dry inner skin?

Why does God make life so difficult? It's not enough just working hard and trying your best. Once in a while or once a year, a spanner is thrown into the works and your world unravels into a disarray.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Lessons

Today I learnt:

1. My code to enter into the Xerox machine to photocopy stuff.

2. I learnt where i can find where my color printouts will turn up from one of the four public printers in the office.

3. I filled in my stationery requisition form to procure stationery.

3. I found out where to find paper. Although there's a black and white printer on my table, I dont know where the paper is stored. I always stole from other people's printers or stole from the copier machine. Or I waited till people filled up my printer with paper.

4. I binded documents for the first time in 2 years. Didnt really know how to bind liao.. Pulled the thing damn hard then someone told me it was electronic. Damn dumb.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Office

I'm really still trying to settle in to the whole larger office atmosphere. It's been one month already but out of that, i travelled for 2.5 weeks.

I just realised that I was the only person in the entire company in my department. The two people I report to are high up the food chain. So basically i dont report my daily whereabouts to anyone. In fact, when i went to the US for two weeks, my colleagues thought I quit. Then when i was in Bangkok, they thought i was out for meetings for two days!@#!?

I'm like a lone ranger.

Cos I'm the only one. There was much confusion about my logistics. They're going to switch my email address to another domain and therefore change my namecards. They're going to de-boss my namecards, so that it's more chio. (Just for the uninitiated, de-boss doesnt mean remove my boss, but it's the opposite of emboss, or rather emboss downwards/inwards). They're changing my travel policy to business class for travel of more than 4 hours! w00t! So happy. I think it's a good balance between the short-economy flights and long-business flights.

No more Tiger Airways! YAY!

The other thing about being the only one is that no one asks me out for lunch. Which is fine with me. There're a ton of food places where i work now so i can just go wherever I want.

WHAT??!@?

I just read that we have a new Chief of Traffic Police.

It's a lady.

My goodness.. how can they let a species which has a lower pre-disposition to drive even properly to be Chief of Traffic Police??? Cause more traffic more likely, like her counter-parts.

Trust and Thrust

I was in Bangkok for a meeting with lawyers. I was there to shadow my boss who flew in from US at 8am that morning and left at 4pm. Siong man.

As I sat through the meeting, going through pages and pages of legal documents and hearing my and the other side trying to argue each other's points and trying to gain the upper ground, I thought that all these legal things just arose cos something bad happened long ago before in another land and another time and now to prevent such an eventuality from hurting either sides too much, we wrap ourselves with long paragraphs of the English language written in passive voice so that we feel safe.

It was an educational meeting but one that left me drained. Soon, I'd be doing this when I'm more up to it. Phew.

Bangkok

It's been some time since I blogged. I've been busy at work and over the weekend I was glad to be stoning at home while I had the time.

Just a little on my Bangkok trip, used the Budget Terminal for the first time. It's sucha spartan affair, it's actually quite depressing really. Bleah.



Everything's like one or even two grades lower than Changi.. the shops, the toilets and there are even more automated immigration gantries, presumably to reduce labour costs. Even the money changer bank (RHB Bank) is a lesser known bank as opposed to the UOB and AMEX at Changi. There was a dedicated place for smokers as well with a door leading to it. The door led outside. That's it. The smoking zone is just simply outside the building. I dont know if I was the only one who thought it was .... just dumb..

But the weird thing is they provide free internet with tables, with power points, with LAN cables and relatively comfy chairs. I was happy and was able to do some work there as I went to the airport damn early.

I went early as it was my first time and I thought I have to go early to chope seats for budget flights. And I was really early - 2 hours before my flight. Even the people queuing in for check-in were the questionable sort. Haha.. I was glad i changed out of my suit and donned my polo tee and jeans. The queue-ers were scruffy and dingy (doubt you can use this to describe people but well..). There was even an angmo guy with a Thai looking young girl. So disgusting. =( And they gave me odd looks when I used my Blackberry in the queue.

The damn plane was late by an hour. As I stood in the queue, i cursed and swore at my luck and wondered how did paying less for a flight translate to incessant delays for flights. I was understand if the seats are lousy and the service is shittier but does the pilot really walk slower to the plane and/or fly slower? So odd.

I was glad to have no one seated in my three seater but the seats only reclined like probably 5% backwards. What the hell...I realised Tiger Airways only provide the crew with tee shirts and not pants cos they all wore different pants. And I realised how they kept costs low.. they hired kids! Many of the "stewards" looked like they left their Macdonald's counters to come work here. There should be a law against having a 16 yr old kid explain how to evacuate during an emergency. And the guy couldnt even pronounce "de..di..de..cated" (dedicated) properly over the PA system.

I was glad I had airport transfer to whisk me far and fast away when I landed. And I was glad my company booked me in a club room at the Conrad. And they pre-booked my airport transfer back to the airport as well. The car was one of the new S-Class Mercs I think (Not very sure as it's not a segment I look at a lot). But the backseats were adjustable and even had massage. At the risk of being a swakoo, I took a picture. Haha



On the way back, my (for one hour) Merc pulled into entrance 2 of the airport where Tiger was supposed to be and i got so many gawks and stares by scruffy looking australian backpackers. Haha.. it was a funny sight. I gained no glory really as I was also taking Tiger with them but it was funny.

The boarding pass on the way back was a very laughable affair. It was a simple piece of paper with many empty fields. When you check in, they'll print your name on a tiny strip of paper and use a scotch tape to stick your name strip on the said piece of boarding pass. And your seat number is "generated" from a handheld label machine and then stuck on the boarding pass as well.

Thankfully the flight back was uneventful and Gucci had a 50% sale so I got a tie. :)

Monday, January 28, 2008

Weird

I'm going to Bangkok tomorrow night.

It'd be the first time I take Tiger Airways to anywhere really. I'm not exactly looking forward to it.

I guess the company wanna save money cos Thai Airways is full and they dont wanna splurge on SQ.

But the weird thing is they're putting me up at the Conrad, which is one of the nicer hotels in Bangkok which I never got to stay at. Plus they're arranging airport transfer for me from the airport. I might just be the only person alighting from that flight that has someone with a card waiting for me.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Finally Home

After a

1. 2 hour ride to Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta Airport
2. 2 hour wait at the airport
3. 14 hour flight to Narita Tokyo
4. 3 hour transit at Narita
5. 7 hour flight to Singapore

I'm finally home after a whopping 28-hour journey.

Even though my room is small and doesnt have an adjoining bathroom, it's still my home!

YAY!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bangkok

I thought I'd be travelling lesser for my new job. But after arriving in Singapore on Friday midnight and reporting back to work on Monday, I'll be going to Bangkok on Tuesday night.

Thankfully it's just for a meeting and I'll be back on Wednesday evening.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Yum yum

I think I was the only one eating ice cream in the entire shopping mall cos it was too cold.

They all must have thought this crazy asian is.. crazy..

But who can resist the Cookie Dough Dynamo from Haagan Daz which has been discontinued in Singapore?

Sunday

The weather was good today so i went shopping...

This is the mall..

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This is my hotel..

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Job

Someone just smsed me to ask if I'm interested in a job in Shanghai or not.

So weird.. how come nowadays I'm so hot?!?

American Life

It was snowing cats and dogs on Saturday morning.. thank goodness my hotel is just across the road from my office.

I'm staying at a Westin... it's a pretty nice hotel and a huge room but amenities are very bare and they dont serve bottled water here. This meant that I had to steal water from my office everyday. That's basically cos I dont wanna pay US$5 for the mineral water in my room.

I bought pizza back to my room that day. Pizza, according to Michael Scott from The Office, is the great leveller. White people like pizza, black people like pizza, rich people like pizza, poor people like pizza.

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I went to the office today to meet my colleague and my US boss for the basketball game. The atmosphere was wild! Tons of college kids jumping up and down. Cheerleaders chanting and jumping. It was literally my first time seeing college cheerleaders, not unlike the looks of Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On. But i did realise that not all of them look pretty. Some actually look quite ugly. But enough of them...The game had EVERYTHING! Trash talking, player being fouled out, slam dunks, alley hoops, technical fouls, the home team blowing a 16-point and then clawing back to win the game 81- 70! w00t!

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Here's a picture of how heavy the snow was...

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My boss has stayed in Atlanta for 40 over years and it has only snowed like this only five times. FIVE TIMES!!!!! And i'm here on one of those times... brrrrr....

Here's a picture of my boss and my colleague.. back view..

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The ticket as a fond memory of today.. I didnt know the ticket cost US$30!

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Miles



This is how much miles I have - 114,430.

That means I have enough miles to go to New York and back and then Bali and back and then some. This is excluding the 15% rebate/"discount" if I do this online.

And I'm 2,654 miles away from Elite Gold re-qualification, which I'd get when i return to Singapore.

And I have trips to the Maldives, Shanghai and Hainan on the cards.

I thought I was supposed to travel less for this job. Dammit.

Basketball

"What are you doing on Saturday? Interested in a game of basketball?"

"Urmm.... i didnt bring my shoes," I replied.

My US boss asked me that question.

"No. I meant to go watch a basketball game" he said, with the slightest of eye rolling.

What a dumbass I am!

So we are going to watch a college basketball game this Saturday!

So cool... I'd have rather it be an NBA game but college basketball's fine.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Bacon

I just saw another colleague. He looks damn like Kevin Bacon... even sounds like him!!!

WEEEEEEEEIRD

So much for six degrees of separation for Kevin Bacon.. this guy looks like him!

The wiki link is quite funny really. Some people sure have time to do all these...

Jet Lag Redux

I actually duno what redux means but it sounds like a short form of "reduction"

I woke at 7am today instead of my usual 5am, so that's good... maybe now i can pay attention during my meetings now.

Atlanta

I havent been blogging, simply cos I'm jet lagged.

When it's time to sleep here, I'm wide awake but when it's time to keep awake, i feel sleepy. That is of course the definition of jet lag.

It has been a busy schedule. Meeting up with all the department heads, which number abt 8 in total.. and knowing what the company's all about, my schedule's packed...and I'll be going down to Auburn, Alabama next Monday for some meetings...

Today i had lunch with my US CEO, which is a celebrity in the industry. I actually didnt know much about him until i got the job and then read up on him. He's a cranky fella who was kinda funny at times. He's damn picky on service and the restaurant chose the wrong person to give a teaspoon to for his soup. Very wrong. When they eventually got him one (which wasnt a very long time), he said " Was that the last soup spoon you have?"

Power man...

It started to snow today evening. They said Atlanta wasnt prone to snowing... brrrrrrrrrrrr

Monday, January 14, 2008

Long Way from Home

After a 6.5 hour flight to Tokyo, 2 hour transit, 11.5 hour flight to Atlanta, 1.5 hours clearing customs, 2 hour car ride to Auburn, Alabama, I've reached my hotel.

Damn tired man...

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Packing

It's been sucha long time since I packed my bag and I literally had to dust it off my storage area. I think the last time I travelled with to Vietnam for just one day... that was in early Nov.

And now 11 nights in the US... 11 cold nights with temperatures ranging from 2 to 3 degrees to 16 degrees in the day time..

Check out my dashboard from my iMac which gives the temperatures of Atlanta and Singapore and the time zones..


My company bought me a new laptop (YIPPEE!) and new blackberry (YIPPEE) and along with all my other gadgets, it's really quite a lot of stuff..

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There's

1. Blackberry charger
2. Thumb Drive
3. Spare battery for my mobile phone
4. Pen
5. Blackberry
6. Mobile Charger
7. iPod
8. iPod charging cable
9. Skype headset
10. Wireless mouse

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11. Wallet
12. Card holder
13. Shure e2c earphones for ipod
14. Bluetooth headset
15. Bluetooth headset charging cable
16. Camera

Phew... so much things..

And here're my clothes..

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And my ties

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And my favourite scarf which i only get to wear once a year. I love it cos it's a Gap scarf i bought in the US back in 2002..it cost US$25 then. Quite expensive and i thought very long before i bought it. Turned out to be a good investment.



And I'm bringing two suits and one jacket...

Bleah.. so many things..

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Travelling

I found out today that I'd be going to Atlanta and then Alabama this Sunday. Gosh.. that's like a 18 hour flight there and 20 hours back... BLEAH... heng i'm going alone then i sleep and do anything i like on the plane rather than small talk.

I'll be gone for two weeks. Quite possibly my longest trip ever...

Heng they giving me a laptop, else i wouldnt know what i'll do without internet for 2 weeks...

I'm glad I can add two more cities to my Facebook "Where I've Travelled" app.

Fragile

Second day was quite uneventful except for the fact that my boss asked me early in the morning if he should spend US$5 million on something. *gulp* I'm beginning to think that that's the reason why they hired me.

(This was proven again in the third day when he asked me if he should spend US$30 million on something in Bali *gulp*)

Just to digress, I was back in the office one of the days I was on leave and my boss was on urgent leave for the entire week. I sms-ed him to ask if everything's all right. He didnt reply. That was probably 1 week ago.

He called on second day of work. Said he'd rather call than reply my sms. After the usual pleasantries on how's the new workplace, colleagues blah blah, i asked him wat's up with the urgent leave. He said his 14-yr old son had a major surgery....a BRAIN SURGERY. GOSH!

Turns out that the poor kid had headaches and blurred vision for a week. The parents brought him to 2 doctors and 2 A&Es and each doctor just gave panadolls and even stronger panadolls. He only managed to get scanned after my boss didnt feel too right abt it and he hospitalised his son and bang table bang chair to get his son scanned.

They scanned him at 2am and found a major blood clot in the brain and immediately called two of the "best neurosurgeons" back to operate.

The operation was successful and the boy was recovering.

As he ended his story, his voice wore thin and he said "During this whole time, life just seems so fragile and meaningless"

I felt quite disturbed abt the whole thing..Gosh.. what poor standard of medical care is this man? tsk.. 4 doctors .. panadolls?

I was so disturbed i had lunch alone.. actually it's largely cos no one wanted to have lunch with me.. i cant rem if i mentioned this before but my dept only got me, a VP and a COO and Owner.. all busy people.

I walked to Suntec and found a place made specially for people lunching alone...



I ate there.. right at the left side of the pic...

Monday, January 07, 2008

New Day

This is going to be a short one because it was a busy first day. I worked till 8pm and I am still working right now at 11pm at home.

It was a pretty exciting day. Given door access card, employee id, namecards (i even have two separate email addresses), new seat, computer, tons of new colleagues.

My big big big boss was kind enough to peek in during orientation to ask me to swing by to his office for a chat. Then he came after lunch to my desk to see how i was settling. By the third time he came to my desk at 5:30pm, he called for a meeting and then asked for something to be submitted by tomorrow.

Which is why im working till now. :(

And I nearly lost my car.

I couldnt find my car keys when i was packing to leave my office and then i thought maybe i left it in the ignition. I rushed to car park, which was damn super duper far away cos it's in another building. Whilst rushing, my mind was going on and on abt whether someone might drive my car away and the embarrassment of losing my car on my first day of work :( :( :(

When i got to my car (phew it's still there), I didnt see the key inside the ignition :( I decided to go back to my office to search. On the way back, I decided to search my briefcase once again and walaaaah.. the key was in a little obscure place in my briefcase which i never ever put anything one...

I'm sucha loser really.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Shallow

Gosh, i'm sto shallow that I'm even bringing my huge-ass power-packed financial calculator to work tomorrow even though there's a 101% chance i wont use it.

Haha..

Preparation

It was almost a worthless day of stoning at home cos there wasnt badminton today. That's very disappointing cos it was something i looked forward to every week.

I decided to give my car a clean before D-Day. Went to NTUC to get a hard brush for the car mats. Then as I was walking home, it started to rain :( Had to wait for it to stop before I could continue. What bad timing.

But finally, my car's clean. I have a full tank of petrol and I have my season parking.

In preparation, i also :

1. Conditioned my hair
2. Exfoliated my face
3. Used the PORE PACK
4. Cut my nails
5. Charged all my handphones
6. Polished my shoes
7. Backed up my data (ok, this isnt relevant to the new job)

Now, all I need is to pick out a shirt and tie for my mum to iron.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Fear

I start work on Monday.

This is my second job in my life. I didnt even do a real job for my internship.

It'd be exactly 1,301 days since I first had a first day of work.

It'll be odd. I've never entered a company that has more than 4 people.

I have been fretting over what to wear for some time now. Should I wear a white shirt with blue dots with a blue tie with my Ferragamo cuffs? Should i go pink shirt with pink tie with my penguin cuffs? I'm quite confused that I'll drape my suit over my arm and wear my brown shoes. I dont know what bag i should bring. My usual briefcase was kinda stained by the leather coating i did here.

There're so many things that can go wrong:

1. What if i get a bad seat?
2. What if i get nasty colleagues?
3. What if i get stupid colleagues?
4. What if I am not up for the job?
5. What if i cant get to sleep on Sunday night and then wake up late on Monday?
6. What if I cant find a parking lot?
7. What if i duno man...

Quite stressful..

Hope

I started watching soccer maybe one or two years back because I found that it was a good way to spend my weekend nights. I even got cable and an LCD tv in my room so that i could indulge.

Everyone supports a team. I actually dont like to support a team cos the players can join/leave any team. Perhaps it's quite silly to blindly follow a team when the people has left the team and the pedigree that is the players.

When i started watching soccer again, I decided to support Manchester United. It is pretty cliched since everyone is either a Manchester United or Liverpool fan. But at that time, Man U was being screwed big time by Arsenal and Cheski and were really an underdog. I love supporting underdogs.

So i follow avidly every week. Willing Man U to win. Week after week from August to May every year. But when they won the league last season, it was just.... like that lor. Happy lor but wat's next? It's like you get excited over 38 matches per season and then at the end, it's an anti-climax. :(

But this season, i'm back at it again. Even after last week's disappointing penalty miss that led to a loss to West Ham, i'm still looking forward to soccer tonight.

Perhaps it's just because we need something to hope for every week. Something to look forward to week in week out. Something to invest our emotions into, lest we become cold and heartless. Maybe it's all about the journey, rather than the destination.

Resolutions Interrupted

I'm frankly pretty sick of the 2007 re-cap and 2008 resolutions everyone has on their blogs.

Though a new year is a new beginning and all, I think if you want to make changes, you can start anytime! You can quit smoking anytime, go on a diet anytime, be nicer anytime definitely.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I'll Stand By You

It takes a herculean effort to do what these lyrics say

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Oh, why you look so sad? Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now.
Don't be ashamed to cry, let me see you through
Cause I've seen the dark side too.

When the night falls on you, you don't know what to do,
Nothing you confess could make me love you less

I'll stand by you, I'll stand by you,
won't let nobody hurt you,
I'll stand by you.

So, if you're mad get mad, don't hold it all inside,
Come on and talk to me now.
And hey, what you got to hide? I get angry too
But I'm alot like you.

When you're standing at the crossroads, don't know which path to choose,
Let me come along, cause even if your wrong

I'll stand by you, I'll stand by you,
won't let nobody hurt you,
I'll stand by you.
Take me into your darkest hour,
and I'll never desert you.
I'll stand by you.

And when, when the night falls on you baby,
you're feeling all alone,
You won't be on your own,

I'll stand by you I'll stand by you,
won't let nobody hurt you.
I'll stand by you
Take me in into your darkest hour
and I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you.

WEEEEEEERT?

Everytime I do servicing for my car or when i wash it or when i fill it with petrol, I feel like doing something nice for it. SO I'd browse through the car care place but after a while they're all the same.

I did my 5,000km servicing today. Well, actually it's 6,052km now. 6,052km of pleasure, sorrow, joy and . I was kinda reflective as I drove for my next appointment. Thinking of season parking, thinking of the new job, thinking of the journeys ahead, thinking of journeys passed.

Back to topic..

Today i came across this..



In between the waxing and car wash stuff, there's Listerine. I did a double take. Did Listerine come up with a new line of cleaning products to clean the radiator gills of the car? They're like teeth, arent they? And it's not a random bottle cos it was an entire row of Listerine (for the mouth)

I bought a leather treatment thingy for the car seats and these for myself on those West Wing marathons...



There were a lot of entries for my itemised expenses sheet today.

Yet Another

I forgot to mention this that day but actually an ex-colleague called and actually offered me a job in her company. Well, not really offered but it's one where i'm well qualified in the face of the competition.

I dont think i'll take. Considering I start work on the new job next Monday. But it's a nice thought to be wanted.

My new job called me and said that season parking is full, which is actually baffling cos we own the freaking building! and the building beside it! and in fact quite a few hotels nearby. I was perturbed the entire day when i decided to give them a call and they told me that internal staff will get priority and gave me a number for alternative parking in a nearby building which i dutifully called and thankfully had parking for me.

That's a relief. I was fretting the entire day on whether i shld/can drive to work or not.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New Year



The new year came and went without any fanfare. I've been on leave for so long that Ive lost track on which day is which holiday.

I woke up groggy on New Year's Day (today) after a marathon of West Wing dvds and saw on my iCal (pictured above). 1 Jan.

Then comes the proverbial new year resolution making. I wouldnt say Im bad at fulfilling my resolutions but rather I forgot abt them. I really cant think of anything I want to do this year.

I probably made one decision so far and that was for more financial prudence. So, I've decided to keep track on my every single spending on an Excel sheet. EVERY item.
I just added my first entry - S$5.50 for lunch today. I only hope i remember to update it tomorrow and everyday thereafter.

I spent my entire new year's eve and new year's day (today) watching my West Wing dvds and in between being too lazy to change the dvds, i read. But i didnt tell many people that i spent my lobo days watching dvds cos it seems like society deems it as a socially unacceptable thing to be watching dvds (even though it's West Wing) all day. So i just say I spent my time reading, which is partially true.

I am reading...



I like the West Wing. I like it when people are able to weld the English language as gracefully as one would wave a magic gracefully in the air. I think Gilmore Girls is also quite witty so I'm considering getting the boxset for the entire season as well.

I think this entry has gone off tangent somewhat. It's probably largely because I dont have much to say and my thoughts are in bits and pieces. Oh screw it... i'd just end by saying, I hope the new year brings good opportunities and even better decisions.